Humorous Wedding Speech by a Friend of the Groom -- Wedding Toasts Roa

Humorous Wedding Speech by a Friend of the coiffureGood afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. I would first like to thank you on the whole for coming today and helping to make Marcus and Adrians wedding such a memorable and specific occasion. Personally, I wish youd all stayed at home and made my job less nerve wracking. When I was asked to be in the wedding party I decided that I needed to know what the role entailed. I have now read several books, and all of them include a last slender checklist to guarantee a smooth wedding. So, to give you a feel for the pressure Ive been under, here are some of the things Ive had to remember from my checklist 1) See that all ex-girlfriends are kept at bay. Now then, Marcus discovered girls a lot earlier than I did, because while I was worrying about English exams, he was copying my work, leaving him free to pursue girls to his hearts content. Put it this way - hed discovered bike sheds before I even knew what bikes were. But, there is no chance o f beholding any of his exs tonight because I understand that they are all out celebrating, which has denied us some quality entertainment as a result. 2) Bring a credit card for the payments that the groom may have forgotten. So far, Marcus owes me 650 ($400) - which reminds me, this wedding nearly didnt go ahead The hotel manager was getting concerned as he hadnt received the deposit. Thankfully, Marcus assured him that he... ...reach the bride and grooms home. So, if you would like to place all of the gifts that you have brought with you, (particularly the valuable ones), in the back of the green letting van, registration S653 GFR, I will personally ensure that they receive them. I promise. So thats what my role entailed. Of course, I also have the honour of proposing a toast to the bride and groom. But, before I do that, let me first say, Marcus, youve been an excellent friend to be since I met you twelve years ago and Adrian, you look sensational today and getting to know yo u has been a real pleasure. Ladies and gentlemen, please could you now raise your glasses in a toast to the bride and groom. To Adrian and Marcus.